Ancient Sayings of Old

Here we will recant the ancient sayings of old, from the past philosophers and storytellers.

"If you disagree with the state, watch out for the rape. Because the secret police will probably rape you."
~ KTownEggface III

"If you disagree with the random routine raping, you deserve to be raped. But if you agree with the random routine raping, you won't mind when you're being randomly routinely raped. Therefore, there is no reason why the random routine rapings shall stop."
~ RCityEgghead V

"A man who gives all his money to the state is alright with me."
~ EggheadTownK XI

Some of the greatest quotes in our history. My ancestry can be traced to these fine men... thank you for the nostalgia, Kermit. I am pleased.

I will now go away to soak in my routine oatmeal bath. I require assistance. Quakegod, assist.

I shall bake the oatmeal, my liege.